flow.ts

export const draculaFlow = [
  // Flow 1
  "We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks, haha",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "We smokin' runtz",
  "Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run",
  "I had to do it to them, snipe",
  "I went Judge Judy on that pussy, snipe",
  "I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon",
  "I have no loyalty for anyone, never did, never will",
  "Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, haha",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "My money longer than James Cameron",
  "On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business",
  "This shit ain't nothing to me man",
  "Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood",
  "You see it, I really did this, I'm really him",
  "Flipped a whole brick into an empire, stop playin' with me",
  "I have no sympathy, I live for this shit",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "I'm nice with it, haha",
  "My money long, my pockets deep",
  "No pocket watchin' in these parts",
  "We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks",
  "Chanel optics got me seein' shit",
  // Flow 2
  "That pussy better stank, otherwise I don't want it",
  "Popped a Perc 30, got straight to fuckin'",
  "That pussy dulce, smokin' fentanyl-laced cereal milk, I see God",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "That pussy got me screamin', cryin', pissin', shittin', shootin' ropes",
  "Yeah, we gettin' that Pirate Bay, alien shish kabob, cordyceps money",
  "I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck",
  "Smokin' the Qui-Gon Jinn, Vietnamese, Phillips-head runtz",
  "She suck me, like a cordless Dyson V8",
  "I'm in a k-hole lickin' balloon knot",
  "When I got the meat cannon, I be shootin' straight rope",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "Chanel optics got me seein' shit",
  "I need fentanyl, slime",
  "I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?",
  "I smoke real Emrānī, rapscallion ghost nuggets",
  "Y'all can't fuck with me",
  "I'm him, I been him, I will continue to be him",
  "Yellow rubies glistenin', like piss",
  "Gulpin' sea monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy",
  "That coochie yummy, slime",
  "That coochie doin' it for me, slime",
  "They thought they could stop a demon, I'm back",
  "The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "We out here cloud seedin', the scope gleamin'",
  "You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself",
  "I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm gettin' too much money",
  "Ass so fat, I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime",
  "Can you remind me who I am?",
  "Get the president on the phone now",
  "I fronted him a brick, I need my money",
  "Hello? Blac Chyna?",
  // Flow 3
  "I'm movin' different",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a dog",
  "I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath, we smokin' Symbiotes",
  "Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian Furburger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kush",
  "We smokin' dung beetle",
  "I'm on twelve Vicodin, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick",
  "We smokin' sequoia banshee boogers",
  "We snortin' that good buffalo soldier, tamarind, Jordanian jibbies",
  "They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him",
  "That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'",
  "That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8",
  "We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord's bubbles",
  "I'm sick in the head, I'm on them Broward County Tic-Tacs",
  "I'm on them Georgetown Geronimos",
  "I'm on them Nashville nibblers",
  "I left my Margielas in the Benz truck",
  "I'll have to stunt on them next time",
  "I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways",
  "I'm high on twelve Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak",
  "We're smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit",
  "I'll fuckin' kill you",
  "Call that pussy The Matrix because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out",
  "Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves",
  "The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them",
  "Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him",
  "I need more sequoia banshee boogers",
  "Don't be shy, girl, I love me some pastrami mud flaps",
  "I'm movin' like French Montana—Haaanh?",
  "Welcome to the cream kingdom, bitch, open up",
  "Blac Chyna, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls",
  "My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson",
  "You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit",
  "Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example",
  "Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man",
  "I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids",
  "I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours",
  "Motherfucker looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him",
  "Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant",
  "I'm movin' like Oppenheimer",
  "She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle",
  "They thought I was Steven Wallace",
  "Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm",
  "I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus",
  "I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, you stupid piece of shit",
  "Step the wrong way and you will perish",
  "That pussy feel like Biscoff butter",
  "You think I care about this shit?",
  "Ask me if I care about this shit, 'cause I don't give a shit",
  "If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke, 'Cause I don't give a shit",
  "My bitch look like David Hasselhoff",
  "I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin' nutsack",
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit",
  // Flow 4
  "This shit ain't nothin' to me, man",
  "Haters in shambles, they stay pickin' the corn outta my shit",
  "This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species",
  "I got Midas touch, fuck boy",
  "Bitch so bad I made her shit in my chopped cheese",
  "I'm at the bank 'bouta withdraw all of it",
  "These Valentinos are from Milan, you fuckin' idiot",
  "That Fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility",
  "Got me in a state of rigor mortis",
  "Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package",
  "So I skinned his ass alive, ahhhhh",
  "We smokin' Serge Ibaka, spinal fluid infused, quick-release Percs",
  "She spread it and let me take a deep sniff of that Mahi-mahi",
  "I gave that pussy a raspberry",
  "They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off",
  "They will not find me",
  "Konichiwa, you little jit",
  "Snortin' some premium Matisyahu, got me fightin' for my life",
  "I make a nice stew out of that pussy",
  "Blacked out on the Percocet, ordered a Desert Eagle off Amazon",
  "I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet",
  "I ain't never going back",
  "Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my Fronto Leaf",
  "Got Subanese crystalline shards pokin' out my lungs, fuck boy",
  "I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth",
  "Blowing bareback asshole, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm",
  "Told shorty to keep that box breathin' yeah",
  "She squeezin' the garlic, we smokin' java man",
  "Face pressed up against that monkey, sniffin' for dear life",
  "The Cuban link will turn the diamond tester into a pipe bomb",
  "Glock-34 shivered his timbers",
  "Blew her back out usin' a mammoth-skin condom",
  "Dick/pussy freeballin', like Shaq and Kobe",
  "I'm smokin' Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup triple-award-winning, soul-bleeder, taint blaster, J.D. Power Associates, dingleberry zaza",
  "We smokin' that IBM Quantum Computer",
  "I can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly ass Rick Owens shoes",
  "I'm Dracula, I'm twelve million years old",
  "When I hit it from behind, the room smells like absolute michi",
  "They said I wouldn't shit on 'em",
  "I spread my cheeks and hit 'em with an absolute screamer",
  "Lil' bro was emaciated, the Percs done ate lil' cuzzo ass up",
  "These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed",
  "As if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away",
  "I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather",
  "My Bottegas have veins pumpin' through them",
  "Smoking indigenous Fronto Leaf in a bacon, egg, and cheese",
  'Hashtag: "Le Chemin du Roi"',
  "Eyes bloodshot, leanin' up against the wall",
  "Beatin' off to my Chrome Hearts boots",
  "Opps was talkin' crazy, shot 'em in the mouth",
  "My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen",
  "If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit, people will die",
  "My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible",
  "Slurpin' a quick-release Perc off the plate, like a pinto bean",
  "I keep my Glock at the Vatican",
  "She squirt on me, I love bein' covered in the chichi manga",
  "They're sick in the head, they forgot I'm him",
  'I\'m the "Him-ulation", I am "Him Kardashian"',
  '"Him-buktu", "Him-on and Pumba"',
  "I got my DNA test back",
  'Turns out I\'m one-hundred percent "Him-alayan"',
  "Fuck it, I ate the opp",
  "She let me hit it",
  "That gash sound like salmon roe",
  "You ran off with the Diddy Kong",
  "Triple espresso",
  "Personal hot spot stim-gripper runts",
  "There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula",
  "Get shorty out of here, she's built like a Jay Electronica verse",
  "Icewear Vezzo said it best",
  "\"I'm a mud baby, I can't stop\"",
  "I have more Percs than there are stars in the Leo Cluster",
  "I'm claiming every corner, every block",
  "Fuck it",
  "I'm coming for every enzyme",
  "Snorting dexie",
  "Eating skate right out of the lake",
  "Opp was sneak-dissing on the 'gram",
  "Turned his city into Pompeii",
  "These ain't no Mall-mains, you ugly bastard",
  "They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart",
  "For pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game",
  "All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets",
  "My Ducati leather trench coat bright red",
  "I look like ten million crawdads fucking",
  "That elite pussy turn me into a radical",
  "I'm moving lucrative",
  "I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba",
  "Smoking that good schooby-doo waa",
  "I'm fucked up in the crib listening to Trill Sammy",
  "I'm on the Ivory Coast eating",
  "Vermilion snapper",
  "War is all I think about",
  "I never been scared in my life jit",
  "This shit ain't nothing to me, man",
  "I need my percs!",
  "I need my percs!",
  "One perc is never enough (Yo!)",
  "Popped a Brazillian butt berserker",
  "And had that pussy screeching like a harpy eagle",
  "[Growls]",
  "I'm smoking that shit that makes the toes curl",
  "I'm doing a lot of drugs, a lot!",
  "Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara desert",
  "For forty days and forty nights",
  "With nothing but a pack of Newports",
  "And a fifth of henny",
  "I really do this shit",
  "I'm starting to get real pissed off",
  "What the fuck is Obamacare?",
  "Hey Obama, I don't care about shit!",
  "Look at this shit",
  "I sold crack to myself",
  "Spun around the block so many times",
  "They thought it was fucking Minecraft",
  "We smoking that Boomhauer",
  "Choked his goofy ass out with a B.B. Simon belt",
  "She wanted dick, but I gave her crack",
  "I'm smoking lizard taint",
  "Sniffing monkey",
  "It's monkey monday, show me that monkey",
  "[Screams]",
  "I'm getting too much money!",
  "I'm fucked up drinking a Chinese modelo",
  "I'm smoking on that hush puppy limon",
  "Broke boy wasn't balling enough",
  "Welcome to the Guangdong Tigers",
  "These Ferragamos are real, cunt",
  "I got more sticks than a fucking forest",
  "I have the blueprint to the catacombs",
  "Popped four flim-flams at K.O.D., came out with Hepatitis",
  "This shit ain't nothing to me man!",
  "I'll fucking kill you!",
  "Smoked a new opp, his meat came right off the bone",
  "The first time I smoked runts",
  "I coughed so fucking hard, I started passing kidney stones",
  "Then shat myself in front of the gang!",
  "There was scat all over the pounds-",
  "There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out",
  "For the next thirty business days",
  "I don't have any compassion for broke boys",
  "Everybody has an asshole",
  "Most people have dick and balls",
  "Go outside and get a bag!",
  "I knew the perc was fake",
  "But I still ate it because I'm a gremlin",
  "I'll air this bitch out like I shit in it",
  "I took two limitless pills to limit myself",
  "I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone",
  "That pussy balder than Howie Mandel",
  "Crash the Benz truck, sip some mud, everything felt alright",
  "Popped a bean, now I wanna kill someone",
  "Yeah, I drill with my mask off",
  "I'm moving like Gilbert Arenas",
  "Sniffing white phosphorus",
  "The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I'm on a god damn samurai pill!",
  "I'm a real creature",
  "I'll spin the block",
  "Huffing spores",
  "To see tomorrow's stock market",
  "Lungs looking crazy",
  "Rolling the old flesh cigar around your fingertips",
  "Boy ran off with a Banjo-Kazooie",
  "I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker",
  "I got strands of RNA in my hookah",
  "Every puff is an insult to God",
  "The dust pack got me doing the third world stare",
  "This zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline",
  "Chopper small and sturdy built like Wilmer Valderrama",
  "I let her hit the zaza just to buy her a bit more time, but all she wanted to do was fuck my brains out, then euthanize herself",
  "I hydrated the soot between her ass cheeks and snorted that shit through my eyelids",
  "Trackhawk sound like Game Seven, Yahoo!",
  "I'll give you that fluoride stare",
  "Pussy so tight I had to scissor her ass",
  "This henny got me feeling crazy",
  "This henny got me wanting the shit",
  "This henny got me feeling like DDG",
  "My bitch pussy fatter than Druski",
  "Drank man, please! I'm thirsty!",
  "I'm ready, I'm trying to po' up, Drank man, please!",
  "This henny making me want to go to the mall",
  "And do something crazy",
  "If Santa come down my chimney, I'm gon' fuck him",
  "That's what my Hellcat sounds like",
  "This shit ain't nothing to me, man!",
] as const;

export const blackulaFlow = [
  "The only plane I was on during 9/11 was a different plane of reality",
  "This shit ain’t, this shit ain’t nothing to me, man",
  "I’m smoking on them Tennessee Taint Ticklers",
  "I’m on that Baltimore Bramble looking for a tangerine dream, but my nightmares have become eternal",
  "I’m on that Habanera Scarab Gas Station Dick-Pilled pack looking for amethyst in a timeline only I can see",
  "I’m on that shit they found in Osama Bin Laden’s computer",
  "I was sucking toes at the beginning of time when I came into the primordial soup that got the fishes walking",
  "I caught your bitch hooking up with the installation wizard, and he sold me some unwise shit that got me acting in a manner unbefitting of a gentleman",
  "I’m on that aspartame",
  "I’m on that Microplastic Mamma Mia T-Virus shit getting higher than Amelia Earhart before all of that mess",
  "We smoking spiro in a glass pipe, and if you fucking try to stop me, I’ll kill you, you stupid piece of shit",
  "Ain’t nothing borderline about my personality disorder, I’m hard in this shit, and I will continue to walk life dick forward",
  "Alternative medicine made me develop psychic abilities, now I can sense pussy in a six-mile radius",
  "Had a JO sesh with the fellas that opened my third eye, and now I’m permanently under the influence of psilocybin",
  "I’m on that Saharan Sun Burger Dick Smell taking shrooms from a dragon that called me slurs from a nomadic language",
  "I’m on that Alabama Ayahuasca Thunderfuck looking down from a cumulonimbus formation, spying on your bitch from a nefarious angle",
  "This shit ain’t nothing to me, man",
  "You must got Covid-19 the way your sense of taste is fucking wack",
  "I turned on all the microwaves at Goodwill, and it made all the empaths in the room throw up",
  "I’m high on those Cronenberg Cleveland Cum Guzzlers, and you can call the cops ‘cause they can’t do shit ‘cause my crimes are in the future",
  "I’m on that Tarot Card THC shit licking the thighs of time that got me so hard, I unlocked Bluetooth mode",
  "I’m not fucking normal",
  "I’m on that Mortal Kombat Blood Code pack, this shit’ll make you uppercut a motherfucker into six rib cages, five femurs, and roughly thirty—forty-three—three hundred and forty-three shoulder blades",
  "This shit ain’t nothing to me, man",
  "I got my dick sucked at an isosceles angle, now my drum looks like a word problem",
  "Smoked on shit handed to me by a nigga named Jeff Amphetamines, and I woke up having raised a white family for two point seven years",
  "I’m on that Warlock pack, sold to me by a bearded purple man, and when I looked into the mirror, I saw a form most nefarious",
  "This shit’ll fuck you up, I should know, I’m you",
  "This shit was born with darkness and sunlight, fucked each other senseless",
  "I’m on that S level Bubba Kush that made the cosmic stillbirth regain its consciousness",
  "Fran Drescher was the last person to smoke this shit from the Horseshit Nebula Ukulele Type Beat and come out of it stronger than God",
  "This shit ain’t nothing to me, man",
  "I got sold edibles by a questionable group of ghouls and bastards, and now when I get a boner, it makes my body take a screenshot",
  "Don’t fuck with this shit, finna make your ass crack turn horizontal, got your shit coming out like a envelope",
  "I’m casting East Coast magic for my West Coast audience, and that’s why the Sun is gone for good",
  "We deadass smoking spiders, you fucking weird cunt",
  "I’m on that Dill Pickle Horsehair Hogshit Fuck All pack looking for God in the back of a Mercedes Benz",
  "Got so high I wrote my shopping list in the Death Note, now the cereal mascots got heart attacks",
  "I’m a Muppet, I got a hand up my ass fishing out drugs and got me singing ABCs like a horse’s ass",
  "This shit ain’t nothing to me, man",
  "Fuck it",
];

export const tranculaFlow = [
  "I want that twink obliterated",
  "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?",
  "They call me beaver cuz dam i be smoking that good wood",
  "I'm on the edge of greatness the way i be edging all the time you dumb whore",
  "I be smoking that honka straight from the fourth dimension",
  "They call me billy mitchell cuz i can't keep my dick straight",
  "People tell me I'm misinformed, BITCH - I'm lying",
  "This shit ain't nothing to me arf",
  "They say i got that dog in me, bitch i got that dog on speed dial",
  "HE FORGOT THAT IM HER",
  "HE FORGOT THAT SHE'S ME",
  "I fuck like I got that chromosomal birth defect",
  "We out here smoking that homemade bathtub estradiol bitch",
  "I GOT THE HORSE PISS BATHTUB EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE NOW BITCHES AND THE TO-BE BITCHES",
  "Stuck a tab of horse piss under my tongue this morning, got my ass ate this evening",
  "I caught your so-called man writing a letter to kaczynski",
  "He sold me some E he said grew on a tobacco plant and i gave birth to the masculine and feminine divine fools think are separate",
  "[dabs]",
  "turned that pre-opp into a post-opp",
  "GOT MY TESTOSTERONE REPLACED JUST LIKE MESSI",
  "I'm uncommon",
  "I’M HITTIN STRAIGHTS LIKE A VIOLENT PRIDE PARADE, WE SMOKIN’ THEM ROYAL FLUSH FATTIES"
  "She was givin' me grief so i slurped the prog right back out of her ass",
  "Took the puppygirl out back and, well, you know",
  "Am I therian? Yeah, I'm tearian' up that ass",
  "I eat breakfast for breakfast!",
  "I eat breakfast like it's cereal!",
];