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+Set fire to your hair
+Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
+Eat medicine that’s out of date
+Use your private parts as piranha bait
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+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
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+Get your toast out with a fork
+Do your own electrical work
+Teach yourself how to fly
+Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
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+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
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+Invite a psycho killer inside
+Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
+Take your helmet off in outer space
+Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
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+Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
+Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
+Eat a tube of superglue
+“I wonder, what’s this red button do?”
+
+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
+Dumb ways to die
+So many dumb ways to die
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+Dress up like a moose during hunting season
+Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
+Stand on the edge of a train station platform
+Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
+Run across the tracks between the platforms
+They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
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+The dumbest ways to die
+The dumbest ways to die
+Dumbest ways to die
+So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die
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+(Be safe around trains)
+(A message from Metro)
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+Name              Dumb Ways to Die
+Artist            Tangerine Kitty
+Album             Dumb Ways to Die
+Language          Australian English
+Original text by  John Mescall / Oliver James McGill